Ted McGinley: Charley Shanowski

Quotes 

• Sydney Shanowski : Everyone thinks I'm just some dumb, pretty girl.

  Charley Shanowski : Nope, that's your Aunt Faith.

  Faith Fairfield : Ahh, you think I'm pretty?

• Faith : Hope got caught smoking in the Ladies' Room.

  Charley Shanowski : What? Why?

  Faith : Perhaps she heard Britney Asparagus Spears does it and thinks it's cool. It's not, Hope, it's Lindsay Lame-Ham.