- Sydney Shanowski: Everyone thinks I'm just some dumb, pretty girl.
- Charley Shanowski: Nope, that's your Aunt Faith.
- Faith Fairfield: Ahh, you think I'm pretty?
- Faith: Hope got caught smoking in the Ladies' Room.
- Charley Shanowski: What? Why?
- Faith: Perhaps she heard Britney Asparagus Spears does it and thinks it's cool. It's not, Hope, it's Lindsay Lame-Ham.