The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Fifty-Fifty (2006)
Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss
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Quotes
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Roy : "Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. PS: No dogs."
[to Moss]
Roy : How does yours sound?
Moss : Well, mine doesn't sound any good now.
Roy : Lets hear it.
Moss : [hesitates] "I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!"
Roy : [thinks] You might want to play a bit hard to get.
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Moss' Mum : [Moss is in toilet] Moss, what are you doing?
Moss : Number twos, leave me alone! Stop doing this, you're always doing this, you're making it go back in!
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Moss : You're not going to Adam and believe this!
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Jen : Moss, Moss, there's a spider in my office. Could you deal with it? I just hate spiders.
Moss : Hahaha! Oh, ah. Yeah. I'm not overly fond of them myself there, Jen. Um, how... how... How big is...? Whoa! Hey, now. I tell you what, I'd actually recommend my good friend Roy there as the go-to guy on anything with more than seven eyes. Um... He's on a very brief personal call right now...
Jen : Come on, Moss. Don't be silly.
Moss : You're right, I'm being silly. WRAP IT UP, ROY! No, it's just a spider. It's fine. It's just a spider. Oh, look, it seems to have left of its own volition.
Jen : Oh, be a man, Moss.
Moss : You're right. I'll be a man. I'm a man... Please don't shut the door.
Jen : I won't.
Moss : Goodbye, Jen.