Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Bringeth It On (2003)
Michael Welch: Luke Girardi
Quotes
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Will : [cooking breakfast] Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
[Luke grates cheese into the pan]
Will : Come on, cheese that baby up.
Luke Girardi : Dad, seriously.
Will : Let's go. I'm late on the polenta. You got the mushrooms?
Luke Girardi : In the sink.
Will : You washed them?
Luke Girardi : They're fungus. They grow in dirt.
Will : Have I taught you nothing?
Kevin Girardi : [entering] It's not easy training the new apprentice, is it?
Will : Hey, you're not off duty, pal. I need you to set the table.
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Joan : Okay, now who took my phone?
Luke Girardi : Yeah, see? She's the one with the communication devices. Ask her.
Joan : Ask me what?
Kevin Girardi : Which girl at school got knocked up and left her baby in a dumpster.
Helen Girardi : Kevin.
Joan : And what makes you think I would know who it is?
Will : We're not saying that you do.
Helen Girardi : But if you heard anything at school...
Luke Girardi : Shouldn't there have been some sort of visual clue?
Kevin Girardi : Not if she's a fat chick.
Helen Girardi : Who are you people?
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Joan : I don't tell you about cheerleading, therefore I must be pregnant?
Helen Girardi : Nobody said anything...
Luke Girardi : Cheerleading?
Kevin Girardi : Who-who's pregnant?
Helen Girardi : No one's pregnant. Right?
Joan : [in disgust] Mom!
Kevin Girardi : Is Joan having sex?
Will : Could we get off this line of questioning, please?
Joan : This is why I don't tell you anything.