Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Secret Service (2005)
Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi
Quotes
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Joan Girardi : I didn't do it.
Kevin Girardi : Can you keep it down?
Helen Girardi : Do you have any idea how this makes me look? The same day Price practically vaporizes me, you egg his car.
Joan Girardi : I was framed!
Kevin Girardi : [making popcorn] I can't hear the popping.
Helen Girardi : You were holding a carton of eggs.
Joan Girardi : Yes! Which someone basically stuck in my hands. What was I supposed to do?
Helen Girardi : Who would do that?
Kevin Girardi : Mom, it's high school. Who wouldn't do that?
Joan Girardi : Yeah! See? Even Kevin believes me.
Helen Girardi : Well, if you did it, part of me would understand. He's a filthy little cockroach.
Kevin Girardi : Nice!
Will Girardi : [entering] I'm home.
Helen Girardi : I didn't say that.
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Will Girardi : You and Joan, that was a fight?
Helen Girardi : We decided to unite against a common enemy. Price accused her of egging his car, and gave her community service painting.
Joan Girardi : [leaving] I didn't do it!
Will Girardi : Are we buying that?
Helen Girardi : Why not? I tell you, if I'd been there, I might have lobbed a few eggs myself.
Will Girardi : Rough day?
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Helen Girardi : Hey, who gives community service for egging a car? She's supposed to be writing a paper this weekend.
Will Girardi : She should take my paint sprayer. Save time. I did the whole garage in a weekend.
Helen Girardi : And half the lawn.
Will Girardi : I was still learning how to use it.
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Helen Girardi : I'm thinking about going back to school, you know. Uh, just taking a break from teaching.
Will Girardi : Where is this coming from?
Helen Girardi : They cut my budget. Apparently, art isn't a priority.
Will Girardi : You should call the Louvre and tell them.