Quotes
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Mike McNeil : I'm tired of him dumping this stuff in our lap, you know? Bust somebody else's balls for a change.
Terrence 'Pip' Phillips : Hey, ixnay on the allsbay.
Mike McNeil : I'm sure she's heard it before. She's 12. You've got cable, right, sweetheart?
Kimberly : My name is Kimberly and we don't use bad language in our house.
Mike McNeil : Yeah, that's probably why I've never been invited over before.
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Mike McNeil : You want a smoke?
Kimberly : No, thank you. Second-hand smoke kills.
Mike McNeil : Yeah. Not fast enough apparently.
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Sean : How's Karen and the kids?
Mike McNeil : Good. Your Mom and Dad?
Sean : Good.
Mike McNeil : Aunt Pat?
Sean : Great.
Mike McNeil : Uncle Pat?
Sean : Had a headache, went to the hospital...
Mike McNeil : No! Cancer?
Sean : Yeah.
Mike McNeil : Oh, I didn't know.
Sean : He doesn't know either. They're not telling him. Giving him two weeks.
Mike McNeil : I better send him a card.
Sean : FedEx it.
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Jan Fendrich : Well, it's official. Women of all ages hate you.
Mike McNeil : You know, sometimes I think it would just be easier if I liked guys.
Jan Fendrich : Not for them.
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Lt. Williams : I just got a very interesting phone call from The New York Times.
Mike McNeil : [On the phone] Hang on.
Lt. Williams : It seems that they're thinking about doing a major investigative report on this precinct.
Terrence 'Pip' Phillips : Why us? We're clean.
Lt. Williams : That's not what I hear. One of the reporters has a child that goes to a private school nearby. Now, this child brought home a copy of the school newspaper. Now, in it was a very interesting article featuring quotes from a detective McNeil, 21st.
Mike McNeil : [On the phone] I got to go.
Lt. Williams : Now, please tell me that you didn't say that you shot seven unarmed men in one week. Please, tell me that you didn't say that everyone in this precinct is on the take. Please!
Mike McNeil : Sir - I was misquoted.