Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Divorce to Remember (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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• Maya Gallo : Nina, will you please tell your cult that Elliot and I are not really married?

  Nina Van Horn : First of all, it's a church, not a cult, so open your mind. And second, as a deserter, I'd be tied up and caned.

• Nina Van Horn : No offense, but don't you think cat shows are a tad on the geeky side?

  Dennis Finch : Geeky? Let me drop a little history on you. Egyptian pharaohs worshiped cats, they were cool. MacGyver had cats, he was cool. And need I remind you of the longest running show on Broadway?

  Nina Van Horn : Chippendales?

• Nina Van Horn : Dennis, who has the key to petty cash?

  Dennis Finch : Uh, anyone else but you?

• Nina Van Horn : When will you come clean to her about your action figure collection?

  Dennis Finch : Uh, the day when you officially turn forty.

  Nina Van Horn : Seven years is a long time, my friend.

• Nina Van Horn : The Church of the Rising Star is a dark and powerful religion with beliefs that stretch back to the mid-80s. So watch your back, refuse all refreshments, and don't say, "Hi, priest" to the high priest. It's not as funny as you think.

• Nina Van Horn : I know I'm not one to give advice, or take it, or pay for a round of drinks, but one can't just wake up one morning and decide to be a different person.

  Dennis Finch : Said the New York socialite who grew up on a hog farm.