Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Spy in the House of Me (1999)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

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• Jack Gallo : Just be careful. Don't get all goofy.

  Maya Gallo : I won't, I'm not a teenager anymore. Duh!

• Jack Gallo : We must keep our eye on the ball. Cosmo may be on a winning streak, but the game's not over until the bottom of the ninth.

  Maya Gallo : Dad, could you pleasetake it easy on the baseball metaphors?

  Jack Gallo : Sure thing. Nina, you're up to plate.

• Nina Van Horn : My first love was a peanut farmer named Lyle. God, he was handsome. We used to make love in his barn 'til the cows came home, at which point we'd moved to the grain silo.

  Maya Gallo : How did it end?

  Nina Van Horn : I was terribly allergic to peanuts, and he couldn't give up the farm.

  Maya Gallo : That's so sad.

  Nina Van Horn : Yes, I know. It's just like Romeo and Juliet, only with peanuts.

• Maya Gallo : Don't play dumb with me!

  Jack Gallo : I'm not playing. I'm legitimately dumb.

• Maya Gallo : What's your character like?

  John Kenny : He's a bit of an odd bird, a dreamer.

  Elliot DiMauro : You just said he was a racist.

  John Kenny : He dreams of an all white country.