Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
A Spy in the House of Me (1999)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
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Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Today I'll be interviewing candidates for the new intern spot.
Nina Van Horn : Ooh, new interns.
Dennis Finch : Which brings me to my next point. Please do not talk to the recruits, please do not offer encouragement, please do not handcuff them to your desk.
Nina Van Horn : I was merely trying to... Okay, I won't.
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Nina Van Horn : Be honest, Elliot. How old do I look?
Elliot DiMauro : Do you still have a gun?
Nina Van Horn : Yes.
Elliot DiMauro : Twenty.
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Nina Van Horn : My first love was a peanut farmer named Lyle. God, he was handsome. We used to make love in his barn 'til the cows came home, at which point we'd moved to the grain silo.
Maya Gallo : How did it end?
Nina Van Horn : I was terribly allergic to peanuts, and he couldn't give up the farm.
Maya Gallo : That's so sad.
Nina Van Horn : Yes, I know. It's just like Romeo and Juliet, only with peanuts.
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Nina Van Horn : It's just that I haven't been in television since I played a Fembot in "Bionic Woman."
Elliot DiMauro : That's not true. You were in that episode of "Cops".
Nina Van Horn : They pushed my face in the grass. You can't even tell it's me.
