Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Spy in the House of Me (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : [admiring his new engraved Louisville Slugger bat]  Check it out, right there: Jack Gallo. Every great ballplayer has had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, I know. My niece Tiffany got one.

• Dennis Finch : Today I'll be interviewing candidates for the new intern spot.

  Nina Van Horn : Ooh, new interns.

  Dennis Finch : Which brings me to my next point. Please do not talk to the recruits, please do not offer encouragement, please do not handcuff them to your desk.

  Nina Van Horn : I was merely trying to... Okay, I won't.

• John Kenny : It's just like I say at the end of my second act: sometimes, the brightest room in the house of me is the one with the lamp called tomorrow.

  Dennis Finch : And sometimes you want to puke in a toilet called yesterday.

• Dennis Finch : This is a fashion mag-o-zine, and we may put on our pants one leg at a time, but they're nice pants with belts that match our shoes.

• Dennis Finch : Who are you, Toliver? Says here you're from Manchester. The only things they have in Manchester are pools and fools. I don't see a diving board, which one are you? You must be a fool!

• Dennis Finch : Brian Toliver. Your middle initial wouldn't be L, would it?

  Brian Toliver : M.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah? Well if it was L, you'd be B.L.T, wouldn't you?