Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
And the Femmy Goes To... (1999)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : This guy hosted last year. He's great
Emcee : So, do we really need to sit here for three hours, or can we just give all the awards to Cosmo?
Jack Gallo : Get off the stage, you hack!
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Jack Gallo : I'm just so nervous. The nominations may come at any minute.
Dennis Finch : Well, actually...
Jack Gallo : Dennis, make a call and find out where those nominations are.
Dennis Finch : Right away.
[picks up receiver]
Dennis Finch : Hello, where are those nominations? What's that? My left hand? Thank you.
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Jack Gallo : Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statue?
Elliot DiMauro : It has no genitals.
Jack Gallo : It's lonely.
Dennis Finch : Of course. It has no genitals.
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Jack Gallo : The truth is, who cares about animals in eye shadow?
Elliot DiMauro : Mountain folk?
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Jack Gallo : I believe a toast is in order.
Dennis Finch : Allow me. I hope you all get Legionnaire's disease.
[breaks glass, leaves]
Nina Van Horn : Not his best toast.
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Jack Gallo : What is it with everybody?
Nina Van Horn : Don't worry, Jack. You still got me.
Jack Gallo : Oh, please. There's no chance you'll win.