- Maya Gallo: If you want a new job, maybe I can ask my father to find you something else.
- Kevin Liotta: No pressure.
- [tosses mail at a worker]
- Kevin Liotta: Magazines should go to your home!
- Jack Gallo: If Kevin wants another job, he can be my new chauffeur.
- Maya Gallo: What happened to Gus?
- Jack Gallo: He kept saying that he wished a righteous rain would wash the city clean.
- Maya Gallo: For God's sake, she's half your age!
- Jack Gallo: What does that have to do with anything?
- Maya Gallo: Nothing. I'm just used to saying it for so long.
- Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: I know this whole situation is ookie for everyone, but we used to be friends.
- Dennis Finch: I don't remember.
- Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: Remember when we used to call each other during Buffy?
- Dennis Finch: [after a pause] No, I don't.
- Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate: Remember when Angel drank from the chalice of poison and you freaked out?
- Dennis Finch: The struggle between good and evil is something everyone should care about!
- Elliot DiMauro: You are certifiably psycho!
- Nina Van Horn: No, I'm not. I'm an egotistical narcissist who's just a little boy crazy.