- Nina Van Horn: How do I look, Finch?
- Dennis Finch: Like a desperate woman hanging on to a youth she can't remember.
- Nina Van Horn: [tosses her hair] How about now?
- Dennis Finch: Much better.
- Dennis Finch: You're letting Elliot be a judge? But you said you were going to make me a judge.
- Nina Van Horn: Dear, people say a lot of things when they're lying.
- Dez: I see some new faces, I see some old faces, I see some new faces on old bodies... Hamilton.
- Nina Van Horn: Hammy, is that you? Did they leave anything?
- Tad Gallo: Please, let me explain.
- Jack Gallo: You have sixty seconds.
- Tad Gallo: [hands Jack a cigar] Cuban?
- Jack Gallo: Ninety seconds.
- Dennis Finch: I won't eat, drink or sleep until I find out what your plan is.
- Tad Gallo: My plan is to start my onw magazine.
- Dennis Finch: Guess again, friend. You just rolled the dice, and they came out Finch eyes!
- Nina Van Horn: I'm talking about American's dirty little secret, that awards always go to the best and the fastest and the smartest. Well, how do you think that makes the worst and the slowest and the dumbest feel? Well, I can tell you from experience, not good.
- Jack Gallo: This guy is disgracing the family name. That's not what your grandfather had in mind when he changed it from Gallofart.
- Dennis Finch: What you need to know is that I am an integral part of the organization.
- Tad Gallo: How important do you have to be before they give you your own chair, dude?
- Dennis Finch: Someone keeps taking it.