Dave Foley: Jay

Quotes 

• Jay : Nina? Come on, Nina, it's either you or an open bottle of vodka.

  Nina Van Horn : It was gin! Ha-ha! Joke's on you!

• Maya Gallo : Are you all right?

  Jay : That depends. How's my hair?

  Maya Gallo : It looks fine.

  Jay : Then I'm all right.

• Maya Gallo : What is her problem?

  Jay : She asked me how old I thought she was, and I think I guessed a little high.

• Maya Gallo : You go to movies?

  Jay : Of course. We blind people enjoy many of the things that sighted people enjoy. Movies, art galleries, sunsets...

  Maya Gallo : Really?

  Jay : No, I'm blind. I do go to movies, though.

• Jay : I am glad that God plucked out my eyeballs and then, then stomped them with his giant hiking boots, and crammed the useless wreckage back into my head!