Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Blinded by the Right (2000)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, get me a bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Here. Strong enough for a man.
Jack Gallo : I mean a real bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Are you in any danger?
Jack Gallo : These are very violent times, and a man in my position needs to be careful.
Maya Gallo : Did Trump get one?
Jack Gallo : With an earpiece and a big old gun.
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Jack Gallo : Boys, God may be on his side, but Lady Luck is my bitch.
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Jack Gallo : I'm using my famous charm and disarm strategy.
Elliot DiMauro : What's that?
Jack Gallo : Remember when you came in asking for a raise and ended up babysitting for me the whole weekend?
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah... Oh. Hey!
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Dean Logan : You have 24 hours to agree to my terms.
Jack Gallo : Good. That gives me more time to come up with more naughty headlines. How about this one? Ten hot tips for sexy nudie sex sex!
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Nina Van Horn : Citizens for Morality. Isn't that the group that got Cosmo banned from Gelman's?
Jack Gallo : That's right. How did you know?
Nina Van Horn : I read about it in the newspaper.
Jack Gallo : Were you wrapping something?
Nina Van Horn : I was reading the paper, Jack.
Jack Gallo : Why?
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Dennis Finch : I'll be your bodyguard.
[all laugh]
Dennis Finch : I'm serious. There are bodyguard schools.
[laugh some more]
Jack Gallo : See, he starts a joke, then he builds on it.
Dennis Finch : Yeah. See what I did there? Pretty sweet.
Elliot DiMauro : How about this? Let me be your bodyguard!
Jack Gallo : See, it's funny when Dennis does it 'cause he's scrawny.
Elliot DiMauro : But I said it with a funny voice.
Maya Gallo : Honey, let it go.
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Nina Van Horn : I'll debate him on the issues. I'll just have to read up on my Fifth Amendment.
Jack Gallo : First Amendment.
Nina Van Horn : Good idea. Start with the easy ones then work my way up.