Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Blinded by the Right (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
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Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, get me a bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Here. Strong enough for a man.
Jack Gallo : I mean a real bodyguard.
Elliot DiMauro : Are you in any danger?
Jack Gallo : These are very violent times, and a man in my position needs to be careful.
Maya Gallo : Did Trump get one?
Jack Gallo : With an earpiece and a big old gun.
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Jack Gallo : I'm using my famous charm and disarm strategy.
Elliot DiMauro : What's that?
Jack Gallo : Remember when you came in asking for a raise and ended up babysitting for me the whole weekend?
Elliot DiMauro : Yeah... Oh. Hey!
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Dennis Finch : I happen to have lighting fast reflexes.
Elliot DiMauro : Really?
Dennis Finch : Try to take these keys out of my...
[Elliot takes keys]
Dennis Finch : I didn't say go!
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Maya Gallo : All my feminist friends agree that the covers for Blush are sexist.
Elliot DiMauro : Are these the same friends who thing all intercourse is an act of violence?
Maya Gallo : Jan and Gertie, yes.
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Dennis Finch : I'll be your bodyguard.
[all laugh]
Dennis Finch : I'm serious. There are bodyguard schools.
[laugh some more]
Jack Gallo : See, he starts a joke, then he builds on it.
Dennis Finch : Yeah. See what I did there? Pretty sweet.
Elliot DiMauro : How about this? Let me be your bodyguard!
Jack Gallo : See, it's funny when Dennis does it 'cause he's scrawny.
Elliot DiMauro : But I said it with a funny voice.
Maya Gallo : Honey, let it go.