Stephen Root: Dr. Drake Kelson

Quotes 

• Dr. Drake Kelson : I want to do an exercise. We're going to be a car. Dennis, you make revving noises; Maya, you go put-put; Elliot, you make screeching noises; and Nina, you be the horn. Ready? We're a car, now!

  [they make the noises] 

  Dr. Drake Kelson : Stop! That was horrible. Why? Because you're not working together. Because you're not communicating.

  Elliot DiMauro : [raises hand]  How can we communicate better?

  Dennis Finch : After that, can we figure out how to remove his lips from your ass?

• Dr. Drake Kelson : I have to make it look like there's a big problem to solve, and that's you.

  Elliot DiMauro : But I'm the one who suggested the therapy in the first place!

  Dr. Drake Kelson : You wore a beret. You were asking for it.

  Elliot DiMauro : Monday's beret day.