Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Bravefinch (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer.

• Dennis Finch : Look here, Up With People. I don't know what you're so bubbly about, but let me offer you a little analogy. This here is the lion's den, I am the lion. If you want to hang around the lion's den, you'll have to learn to deal with the lion. Are we clear?

  Kenny : Wow, I understand. Now let me offer you this little analogy.

  [Staples Dennis' tie to the desk] 

  Kenny : I am the God of Hellfire! And so help me, I will put my fist through your skull!

  Dennis Finch : What?

  Kenny : I'm going to rip out your head, run it through a shredder, and put it in a box!

  Dennis Finch : You're going to rip off my head?

  Kenny : And put it in a box!

• Nina Van Horn : I'm giving up a really filthy habit.

  Dennis Finch : You're gonna have to be more specific.

• Kenny : I am super pumped to be here.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, little advise, we don't really do "super pumped" around here. We're a little more stand-offish.

• Dennis Finch : I'm sorry if I insulted you, but it's what I do. I'm a bit of a cut-up.

  Kenny : I'll cut *you* up!

  Dennis Finch : Ooh, I walked right into that one.

• Dennis Finch : I want to talk to you about Kenny.

  Jack Gallo : Isn't he great? Peppy.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah. What did his references say?

  Jack Gallo : References? Anyone who's good enough for the U.S. Postal Service is good enough for me.

• Dennis Finch : He may seem all sugary sweet, but inside he's a bowl of crazy stew.