- Nina Van Horn: It seems my best friend Binnie...
- Dennis Finch: My friend Binnie, my friend Binnie!
- Elliot DiMauro: My friend Binnie can chew through metal.
- Maya Gallo: My friend Binnie can't eat soup.
- Dennis Finch: We're all sick of hearing about your drunken, slutty, stupid friend Binnie.
- Nina Van Horn: My friend Binnie is dead.
- Dennis Finch: Heaven just got another angel.
- Nina Van Horn: I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I deal with Binnie's death in my own way.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're not dealing with it at all.
- Nina Van Horn: That is my way.
- Nina Van Horn: My friend Binnie insisted we go to a pagan fertility ritual. Talk about a night of debauchery. I can't imagine how anyone could go to the pagan 10K this morning.
- Elliot DiMauro: Nina, we need to talk.
- Nina Van Horn: Can it wait? I'm three circles away from solving the Word Jumble.
- Elliot DiMauro: Nina, this is more important than the Jumble.
- Nina Van Horn: Let me put it in perspective for you. I have been working on this for five and a half months.
- Elliot DiMauro: [offers Nina a funeral urn] There she is, Nina. That's all that's left of Binnie.
- Nina Van Horn: She had so much work done, I'm surprised they didn't melt her down to make crayons.
- Nina Van Horn: I'm sure I'll find a new best friend by the end of the day. Maya, you're a long shot, but I'm not ruling you out.
- Jack Gallo: This thing is great. It's like having a little assistant in my pocket.
- Dennis Finch: That's what you used to call me.
- Jack Gallo: Why would you want to go to college? You just got your foot at the door here. Be patient. You'll work your way up.
- Dennis Finch: I've been here for ten years.
- Jack Gallo: No!
- Dennis Finch: Yes.
- Jack Gallo: Son of a bitch.
- Maya Gallo: Finch, this is Milo. He's also applying for the scholarship.
- Dennis Finch: Hello. I'm Jack's best friend. You have no chance.
- Milo: Win or lose, I am just happy to have free soda.
- Dennis Finch: I just had four. No, wait, three. I poured one down the drain.
- Maya Gallo: What are your career aspirations?
- Milo: I wish to be mediator for United Nations.
- Dennis Finch: I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure I'll end up being an astronaut.
- Jack Gallo: You're not going to the funeral?
- Nina Van Horn: It conflicts with my massage.
- Jack Gallo: Don't you want to pay your respects?
- Nina Van Horn: I am. I took her appointment.
- Dennis Finch: What about the Gallo scholarship?
- Jack Gallo: That's right. It's meant for Blush employees and their families, you certainly qualify.
- Dennis Finch: As an employee... or as family?
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, you have real parents.
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, real stupid parents.
- Maya Gallo: How could you give the scholarship to Finch? The scholarship is my responsibility!
- Jack Gallo: Dennis is really applying himself. Why not give the money to him?
- Maya Gallo: Dad, we both know he'll just spend it on candy.
- Dennis Finch: Jack, I told you, I like the egg.
- Jack Gallo: But I want you to love the egg.
- Dennis Finch: Fine. I love the egg.
- Jack Gallo: What do you love most about it?