Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Elliott the Geek (1998)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina : As fashion editor it's my job to look good. As a Keebler elf, it's your job to make delicious little cookies.

• [Elliot has a zit on his nose] 

  Maya : Whoa, Krakatoa!

  Elliot : It's just a little blemish.

  Jack : It's like an escape hatch for your brain.

  Nina : [just coming in]  So sorry about your pimple, Elliot.

  Elliot : How did you know?

  Nina : I saw it as you got out of the cab. I mean, we're only nineteen floors up.

• Elliot : Nina, I need your help. I need a suit to wear to a memorial service.

  Nina : What do you want the suit to say?

  Elliot : I want it to say that I'll be sad for an hour, but on the way back, I'm having sex on a limo.

  Nina : Hugo Boss, charcoal grey. It's what my tennis instructor wore to my second husband's funeral.