Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Fanny Finch (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Hey, nice suit. Where have I seen it before?
Dennis Finch : Fred Savage wore it in the Wonder Years. Got it on eBay.
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Jack Gallo : Sorry I can't stay, but I have an aerobics class across the street. I'm dating the instructor.
Maya Gallo : Oh, you're still with Jill?
Dennis Finch : [sing-song] Jack and Jill. I hope she's on the pill.
[Jack stares at him]
Dennis Finch : I'm sorry.
Jack Gallo : How could you say that in front of your mother?
Dennis Finch : She doesn't understand what I'm saying.
Fanny Finch, Dennis Finch's Mother : I don't.
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Maya Gallo : Why did he stop shooting?
Elliot DiMauro : I asked him about it.
Maya Gallo : And?
Elliot DiMauro : He said the world was grey and cleaned his ear with my car keys.
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Dennis Finch : Just so you know, her name's Fanny.
Maya Gallo : Fanny, as in tushie?
Dennis Finch : Yeah, and you have a big rack. We're all God's children.
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Dennis Finch : It's her first time in New York. In fact, it's her first time out of Albany after the divorce.
Maya Gallo : Then she should go to MoMA. They're having an exhibition on the history of the fountain pen.
Dennis Finch : How have you not found mister right?
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Nina Van Horn : Here, give this to Horst.
Elliot DiMauro : What is it?
Nina Van Horn : It's a hate letter he wrote me.
Maya Gallo : Wow, so many pages... of the same two words.
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Nina Van Horn : You want me to pose for a photograph for him?
Elliot DiMauro : Yes.
Nina Van Horn : Well, forget it!
Maya Gallo : The entire world would see this photograph.
Nina Van Horn : I'll go change.