Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch Gets Dick (1999)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : So what did the judge give you?
Nina Van Horn : Fifty hours of community service, but the joke's on them. Most of the garbage on the highway is mine anyway.
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Dennis Finch : I need your advice. There's this guy Kyle.
Jack Gallo : I get it. Kyle is you.
Dennis Finch : No, Kyle's this other guy, and he's trying to sleep with Adrienne.
Jack Gallo : I see, and Kyle is having trouble in the sack.
Dennis Finch : I'm not Kyle!
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Maya Gallo : I volunteer at a retirement home. You can serve your time there.
Nina Van Horn : I don't know. I feel uneasy around the elderly. But not you, Jack. I feel just great around you.
Jack Gallo : I didn't hear that.
Nina Van Horn : We need to get him a hearing aid.
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Jack Gallo : You're jealous because you're insecure.
Dennis Finch : I am, and I shouldn't be.
Jack Gallo : Yes, you should. You never let her see the real you. For Gosh's sake, you have her thinking you were a marksman in the Gulf War.
Dennis Finch : Tank commander, but I see your point.
Jack Gallo : If you want your marriage to work, you have to be honest with her.
Dennis Finch : There has to be another way.
Jack Gallo : Honesty, Dennis. It's the key to a healthy marriage.
Elliot DiMauro : Jack, Ally wants to know if you can join her for lunch.
Jack Gallo : Tell her I'm at the dentist.
Jack Gallo : [to Dennis] It's a little game we play.
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Jack Gallo : I got the perfect present for you. I don't want to give it away, but do you own a canoe?
Dennis Finch : No, thanks.
Jack Gallo : You're in danger of getting a gift certificate.