Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch Gets Dick (1999)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : So how did it go in court?
Nina Van Horn : Guilty. Can you imagine? A man in a black robe and brown loafers has the nerve to tell me I'm indecent.
Maya Gallo : Nina, you were caught having sex in a glass elevator.
Nina Van Horn : What I do in public is my own damn business.
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Jack Gallo : So what did the judge give you?
Nina Van Horn : Fifty hours of community service, but the joke's on them. Most of the garbage on the highway is mine anyway.
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Maya Gallo : I volunteer at a retirement home. You can serve your time there.
Nina Van Horn : I don't know. I feel uneasy around the elderly. But not you, Jack. I feel just great around you.
Jack Gallo : I didn't hear that.
Nina Van Horn : We need to get him a hearing aid.
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Nina Van Horn : Three sailors walk into a bar...
Mr. Henderson : Hey, I've heard this joke!
Nina Van Horn : It's not a joke. I'm trying to tell you about my weekend.