Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch Gets Dick (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Adrienne Barker : Dennis, you're not having one of your weird jealous fits, are you?
Dennis Finch : Jealous? No.
Delivery Guy : Excuse me, miss. I need someone to sign for this.
Dennis Finch : No one is impressed by your muscles, so beat it!
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Dennis Finch : I need your advice. There's this guy Kyle.
Jack Gallo : I get it. Kyle is you.
Dennis Finch : No, Kyle's this other guy, and he's trying to sleep with Adrienne.
Jack Gallo : I see, and Kyle is having trouble in the sack.
Dennis Finch : I'm not Kyle!
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Dennis Finch : I have a little present for you. Not salt, just Pepper.
Kyle : Pepper!
Dennis Finch : Your supposed dead dog. I found her in your grandmother's backyard.
Kyle : How did you know?
Dennis Finch : I just thought to myself, where would I go to hide my darkest, deepest secret? I'd go to the only woman I trust: Nana!
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Jack Gallo : You're jealous because you're insecure.
Dennis Finch : I am, and I shouldn't be.
Jack Gallo : Yes, you should. You never let her see the real you. For Gosh's sake, you have her thinking you were a marksman in the Gulf War.
Dennis Finch : Tank commander, but I see your point.
Jack Gallo : If you want your marriage to work, you have to be honest with her.
Dennis Finch : There has to be another way.
Jack Gallo : Honesty, Dennis. It's the key to a healthy marriage.
Elliot DiMauro : Jack, Ally wants to know if you can join her for lunch.
Jack Gallo : Tell her I'm at the dentist.
Jack Gallo : [to Dennis] It's a little game we play.
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Elliot DiMauro : I wouldn't worry about this Kyle. They're just buddies, like in "When Harry Met Sally".
Dennis Finch : Harry slept with Sally.
Elliot DiMauro : Really? I left early.
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Jack Gallo : I got the perfect present for you. I don't want to give it away, but do you own a canoe?
Dennis Finch : No, thanks.
Jack Gallo : You're in danger of getting a gift certificate.