- Nina Van Horn: For the first time in my life I know what's it like to be high on life. It's not as much fun, but my driving's improved.
- Maya Gallo: As I told ten other people, I am very into men. I'm just single because I have higher standards.
- Elliot DiMauro: You dated me.
- Maya Gallo: Why does everyone keep throwing that in my face?
- Nina Van Horn: I would like a sailboat for a present.
- Jack Gallo: I gave you a sailboat for your last wedding.
- Nina Van Horn: The Coast Guard repossessed it. Something about illegal cargo, blah, blah, blah.
- Dennis Finch: Come on, padre. Let's get you suited up.
- Minister #2: I'm not Catholic.
- Dennis Finch: No one cares.