Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Friends and Neighbors (2002)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Why are you doing this to me?
Nina Van Horn : Why does the sun shine? Why does the rain fall?
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Dennis Finch : What are you doing here?
Nina Van Horn : Just reliving some memories.
Dennis Finch : You didn't go to college.
Nina Van Horn : I know, but two years ago I went out with a sophomore at Columbia. He spent all his cash money to buy me this bracelet, but then again, I taught him things you don't learn in school, unless you go to school in Bangkok.
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Nina Van Horn : [to herself] You are beautiful and you have zero percent body fat. You are beautiful and you have zero percent body fat...
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Jack Gallo : So, is this a great seat or what?
Nina Van Horn : It fits like a glove. A fabulous ass glove.
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Danny : Who are you?
Dennis Finch : I'm your roommate.
Rob : He looks so old.
Danny : What are you, thirty?
Nina Van Horn : Closer to forty.
Dennis Finch : You want to hang out at the quadrangle, or the newly renovated Driscoll Center?
Danny : I don't think so.
Nina Van Horn : They hate you.
Dennis Finch : They don't hate me.
Rob : You're mom's right. We hate you.
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Nina Van Horn : You're devious and selfish. Why haven't I dated you? Oh, that right. Because you're poor and tiny.