Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Funny Girl (1998)

Steve Carell: Mr. Weiland

Quotes 

• Mr. Weiland : Look, missy, a promise might hold water in Bogota, but last time I checked this is America, where football means football.

• Mr. Weiland : Sir, we don't play favorites here at Immigration. Because those "damned Canadians", as you call them, don't blow stuff up.

• Maya Gallo : There must be something you can do.

  Mr. Weiland : Of course, I have that kind of power. That's why I'm in this office. No air, no view, but I control the borders!

• Mr. Weiland : I think that with an eye lift we can make you look sixty-five again.

  Jack Gallo : I'm sixty-one.

  Mr. Weiland : I cannot apologize enough.