Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Auction (2001)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : I know the perfect woman for you. She's cute and charming, and she's a successful surgeon.
Elliot DiMauro : How do you know a surgeon?
Nina Van Horn : Feel my ass.
Elliot DiMauro : Wow. That's great. Did she do that?
Nina Van Horn : No, I just needed a pick me up.
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Elliot DiMauro : Nina, where have you been?
Nina Van Horn : I got on the wrong limo outside the building and ended up at the Peruvian Consolate. FYI, we may soon be at war.
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Nina Van Horn : She's not a hooker, she's a high-class escort.
Elliot DiMauro : What's the difference?
Nina Van Horn : About $900 and a slight element of doubt as to the outcome of your evening.
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Nina Van Horn : Where are those sunglasses?
[a crunch is heard as Kevin moves his mail cart]
Kevin Liotta : Uh-oh. I hope that was a bug.
Nina Van Horn : Did you just break my sunglasses?
Kevin Liotta : I don't know. Were they in three pieces when you lost them?
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Nina Van Horn : So, you know lots of models.
Elliot DiMauro : Hey, yeah! I'll call Amber.
Nina Van Horn : Married.
Elliot DiMauro : Bridget.
Nina Van Horn : Lesbian.
Elliot DiMauro : Coleen?
Nina Van Horn : Lost a leg, found God.