Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
The Great Brain Robbery (2006)
Juliet Landau: Tala
Quotes
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Tala : You need a rest.
[Tala pulls "Lex Luthor" with her into a room. The door closes]
Lex Luthor : [pause] That's not restful.
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Gorilla Grodd : Ah, Tala, my old groupie. I so miss bending you to my will.
Tala : Go eat a banana. Lex is my man now.
[Leaves with Lex]
Gorilla Grodd : If you say so.
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[after spending a day with the Flash-as-Lex, Tala wants to know if their minds have been switched back]
Tala : Lex, is that really you?
Lex Luthor : Of course it's me, you twit.
[elbows her away]
Tala : [disappointed] Aw...
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Tala : Lex, you don't look at all well
Lex Luthor : [out of breath] Yeah, I'm just a little wind - Did you say, "Lex"?
Rampage : ...Psycho.
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Lex Luthor : You, uh, evil head guy.
Evil Star : Yeah?
Lex Luthor : Tell me your part in this plan.
Evil Star : I don't have a part in this plan.
Lex Luthor : Exactly. Pop quiz. Everyone tell me their part in the plan.
Dr. Polaris : Well, here's the way you gave it to us, this morning. The recently reunited country of Kaznia has gone democratic and is joining the European Union.
Sinestro : As such, they're switching their currency from Kaznian crowns to euros. In a few hours, nearly 100 million newly minted euros are being brought in to the Kaznian treasury.
Tala : So, while Dr. Poaris and Sinestro take the point, darling, you and I are in a transport nearby.
Dr. Polaris : It's a simple smash-and-grab. It's also gonna be the largest single robbery in history.
Lex Luthor : Whoa. I mean, Lex Luthor is pleased. Carry on.
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Lex Luthor : Brainiac, you're in there. I can almost feel you. Abasing myself before Grodd, then running this unwieldy super-gang. It's all been worth it if I can just free the only piece of you that remains.
Tala : Lex, don't talk to the rock.
Lex Luthor : Stay out of this, witch.
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Lex Luthor : You're making a big mistake.
Dr. Polaris : [slugging him] Gotta be the Martian.
Sinestro : I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.
Lex Luthor : It's me, Luthor. Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.
Tala : It may be true.
Dr. Polaris : That doesn't matter. I'm running things from now on.
Lex Luthor : [chuckling] Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.
Dr. Polaris : Whether you're just a lookalike or the real thing, I'd hate to be you about now.
[using his powers, he pulls metal out of the ceiling and aims the shards at Lex; as Lex taps a button on his belt, the shards turn around and wrap around Polaris]
Lex Luthor : That's how you know I'm Luthor. When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I can override your abilities. Would anyone else care to try me?
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Gorilla Grodd : It must pain you to see me like this, after what we've been to one another.
Tala : My taste in boyfriends has evolved.