L.A. Law (TV Series)

Silence of the Lambskins (1992)

Michael Tucker: Stuart Markowitz

Quotes 

• Don Butcher : They wouldn't budge?

  Stuart Markowitz : No, Customs Inspector Dodek isn't exactly flexible in this issue. Not only was he a Korean war veteran, but his uncle helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima.

  Don Butcher : Aw, this is a disaster. I'm 6 weeks behind on delivery and my entire stock, 5,000,000 Patriots are stuck in some government warehouse. If I don't move 'em soon, I'm out of business.

  Stuart Markowitz : Don, I'm confident we're going to with this thing. Now the hearing on the preliminary injunction' the day after tomorrow. You could be shipping the following day.

  Don Butcher : You'd think with all the problems in the world today, AIDS, teen pregnancy, they'd be more concerned with those than what's on a rubber. You want to hear something ironic?

  Stuart Markowitz : What's that?

  Don Butcher : It's the best damn sheath I ever made. And I'm not just talking visual impact. The stars, they're raised ever so slightly for the added stimulation of the female partner. The stripes, triple ribbed. Maximum pleasure.

  Stuart Markowitz : No kidding.

  Don Butcher : I guess this puts the kibosh on my Lady Liberty model. The torch forms a reservoir in the tip.