- Conan O'Brien: I want to ask you something. This is a question that people wouldn't expect, but when I first got this job, uh, I came here to 30 Rock...
- David Letterman: [interrupting] How DID you get this job, by the way?
- [audience laughter]
- David Letterman: Was- was it a theme writing contest or what?
- Conan O'Brien: Yes, yes. It was a "What Would I Do With a Talk Show", and I was fourth.