- Conan O'Brien: Listen, Arnold, you're in big trouble. On election day, voters in California rejected all four of your propositions on the ballot.
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah,
- [stammers]
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: that was only because of the Democratenses and they're playing the dirty tricks!
- Conan O'Brien: What do you mean, they played dirty tricks?
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Dirty tricks! Yah, they made it impossible for all my millions of billions of supporters to vote!
- Conan O'Brien: What- are you talking about voter intimidation?
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Worse. They lured the voters away from the voting stations with around-the-clock screenings of the irresistible all time smash hit holiday comedy classic "Jingle All the Way"!
- Conan O'Brien: All right all right all right, no. Arnold, Arnold, they did not.
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes they lood! They did!
- Conan O'Brien: [amused] What? They "dood"?
- Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: This hilarious movie is so distracting and compelling and mesmerizing, that even I forgot to vote! Damn you, Sinbad! Why do you hate Democracy?