Law & Order (TV Series)

His Hour Upon the Stage (1991)

Chris Noth: Detective Mike Logan

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• Mike Logan : You know, there's a lesson in this: never fall in love with an actress.

  Phil Cerreta : Rex Harrison said it. They never stop acting.

• Mike Logan : Five years ago, she's 24, he's 39.

  Phil Cerreta : Yeah, well, May-December romance is not exactly unheard of.

  Mike Logan : Yeah, but December usually comes with Santa Claus.

• Mike Logan : [about the murder victim]  Wearing a tux, not homeless. Nobody cared enough to miss him?

  Donald Cragen : Well, somebody cared enough to freeze him.

• Mike Logan : Leslie Hart, you're under arrest for the murder of Josh Foster.

  Leslie Hart : Is this some kind of joke?

  Phil Cerreta : A sketch for your new show.