- Detective Alexandra Eames: [watching Goren playing with the flesh on a corpse] Uck. You keep doing that, I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
- ADA Ron Carver: I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You have an offended mobster and his son. A case of mistaken identity. An incompetent hitman. A hitman's widow. A hitman's missing sister. A corrupt cop. And now another dead killer. It's... it's operatic.
- Captain James Deakins: [referring to a cop being taken away] So much for passing out brains with those gold shields.
- Detective Robert Goren: [opening up a container of very nasty smelling cheese] That's Rochette. Made from sheep's milk.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: You can tell that just from the smell?
- Detective Robert Goren: It's, uh... on the label.
- Detective Robert Goren: [entering a warehouse with a strong coffee smell] Do you smell it?
- Detective Alexandra Eames: I'm getting a caffeine buzz just breathing it in.
- Captain James Deakins: [referring to a car-jacking/murder case in that happened on 9-11] I'd say they put about two hours work into this and called it quits.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: Maybe because they had 2,000 other homicides to solve that day.
- Captain James Deakins: [referring to a case of mistaken identity] They wacked the wrong lawyer. That beats all.
- Detective Robert Goren: We were about to sign off on your self-defense story, Earl, until your wife told us that, well, that you knocked the gun out of Bennie's hand.
- [to Isobel]
- Detective Robert Goren: That was an unnecessary, damning embellishment. Why'd you do that?
- Detective Alexandra Eames: I think she didn't want Earl skating by on a self-defense rap.
- Detective Robert Goren: When did you find out, Isobel? Last May? When Earl and Bennie were working on that coin shop heist? You saw them together, overheard them talking. Thinks fell into place who killed Dan... your Dan.
- Isobel Carnicki: I wanna go home.
- Michael Carling: Your warrant says I have to let you search his office. It doesn't say I have to answer your questions.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [after reading an article by a lawyer killed by a hitman] Sounds like Old MacDonald rubbed some people the wrong way.