- Detective Robert Goren: Come on, you're a small guy. What size shoe do you wear?
- [throws his leg up on the table]
- Detective Robert Goren: I wear a 13.
- [stands up and peers under the table]
- Detective Robert Goren: You look like a 9, or... what, like an 8?
- Henry Talbott: I'm an...
- [waves his hands around]
- Henry Talbott: Oh, God, why am I even, I don't want to talk to you about this! Don't drag me into this!
- Detective Robert Goren: Ah! You've got small hands, too!
- Detective Robert Goren: I have a theory about petite women, you want to hear it?
- Henry Talbott: Not particularly.
- Detective Robert Goren: Unless they're scenting the ocean with lavender, this woman was drowned in a bathtub.
- Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers: [about a murder victim] Muscular legs, a stomach like a trampoline, a butt you could crack walnuts with, and she had a perfect body wax. Except for, the exclamation point.