- ADA Ron Carver: [about a suspect's juvenile records] I can't help you unseal them. All you have is peas and corn kernels; you're a few lima beans short of succotash, detectives.
- Detective Robert Goren: Who's the worst pro bono lawyer you know?
- ADA Ron Carver: That's easy: Stan Shatenstein.
- Detective Robert Goren: You know, hypothetically, how would we get Stan Shatenstein assigned to two defendants? What would we do?
- ADA Ron Carver: What would you do, hypothetically? Since Mr. Shatenstein covers night court, you'd make sure your defendants were arrested after 7 p.m.