- [Elliot walks in to find Kathy and Maureen in conversation at the dinner table]
- Kathy Stabler: Oh, you're home.
- Maureen Stabler: You're probably on her side.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You look healthy enough to me.
- [to Kathy]
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Have you eaten?
- Kathy Stabler: No, I was waiting until you got home.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Manicotti Night, down at Scarentino's. Bottle of chianti, our name on it. Let's get out of here.
- Maureen Stabler: You can't make me eat Italian, either.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Good, you're not invited. See you.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [handing Stabler his murder weapon] You are looking at the fruits of four hours of dumpster diving along 59th Street. Nine dumpsters in all.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: You trying to tell me the two of youse went dumpster diving?
- Detective Ed Green: Hell, no. We supervised a couple of uniforms. I don't do dirty diapers.
- [Nina is being arrested by SVU]
- Nina Laszlo: You can't do this!
- Detective John Munch: In case you didn't notice, we just did.
- Captain Donald Cragen: [pulling Briscoe and Green away from Benson and Stabler] Lennie. Lennie, come on, I haven't eaten in an hour. You guys go ahead. These guys owe me a lunch.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I don't owe him anything. I'm just gonna supervise his donut withdrawal.
- Monique Jefferies: [about Theresa Burgess's injuries] Face, breasts, genitals? Now that says, "Bitch, I'm gonna erase you."
- Ken Briscoe: Hey, Uncle Lennie.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Ken. Good to see you. Say hi to Eddie Green.
- Detective Ed Green: Hey.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Listen, uh, cool it with the "Uncle Lennie" stuff around the stationhouse, okay?
- Ken Briscoe: Yeah, so, uh, what do you want me to call you?
- Detective Ed Green: Why don't guys save this for Family Court.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Well, just, uh, call me Briscoe.
- Ken Briscoe: Well, what are you gonna call me?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Briscoe.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: [about Theresa Burgess' friend] You want to know what drugs she's taking? You want to know if she's sexually active?
- Olivia Benson: This girl's gonna know 'cause girlfriends have no secrets.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Sounds like a song.
- Olivia Benson: Munch, do us a favor.
- Detective John Munch: What?
- Olivia Benson: Get Parisi to sit in this chair, and then suggest to him that Deborah rolled on him.
- Detective John Munch: Ah, cute. The prisoner's dilemma.
- Brian Cassidy: What's that?
- Detective John Munch: See, we get each to think that the other one confessed.
- Brian Cassidy: Damn, I love this job! I'll get Parisi.
- Captain Donald Cragen: Anybody in court?
- Monique Jefferies: Yeah, me. Comic-book guy.
- Detective John Munch: Ah, Jeffries vs Rape Man. That's equal to Godzilla vs Megalon.
- [Jeffries gives him a look]
- Captain Donald Cragen: Well, my money's on Jeffries.
- Monique Jefferies: Thanks.
- Det. Elliot Stabler: Are we boring you, Ms. Lazlo?
- Nina Laszlo: A little, yes. This is a huge, huge business, Detective. The girls will do whatever it takes to get where they want to be.