- Dino Whitman: [to Dr. Belber] You can make me sit here, but you can't make me talk.
- Dr. Belber: Well, I get paid either way.
- Monica Young: Has anyone had a fight with a sibling? How about you, Ben?
- Ben Connor: Not me, Monica.
- Monica Young: But Ben, are you sure you've never been jealous of an older brother? Not even once? Not even over a woman?
- Ben Connor: No, my brother only dates sluts!