- Jackie Bradford: [to Deborah] I guess you do like the pretty boys, don't you?
- Deborah Tynan: Look who's talking.
- Dino Whitman: [to Jackie] I always hated the fact that I lied to you. You once said that we needed to be friends before we can be a couple again, and so I figured that if I told you something that I would never, ever, ever tell anyone, then maybe you'd see I really am your friend.
- Jackie Bradford: I really wanna be your friend, too.
- Dino Whitman: Okay, I'm gonna go now before my mascara starts to run.
- Dino Whitman: [to Dr. Belber] How am I supposed to fix it? It's not my fault that the... wow, that's what you've been saying. It's not my fault.
- Dr. Belber: [to Annie] I just have to ask you, uh what in the hell were you thinking when you tried to have Dino help hide your affair with Dave Scott?
- Ben Connor: [to Sue] This is so weird. Three months ago, you wouldn't even talk to me and now you're my girlfriend.
- Sue Miller: It was nothing personal. I was just going through a bitch phase. I think I've more than made up for that by now.
- Ben Connor: So when is your dad going to get out of his phase? I mean, he hates me.