- Dino Whitman: [about Michael's hand] Still sore?
- Michael Whitman: It's a little swollen.
- Dino Whitman: Not as swollen as Coach's face.
- Dino Whitman: You know what really sucks about girls, even when you're not with them anymore, they're still a pain in the ass.
- Jackie Bradford: I just wanna say I am so happy that you and Deborah are together, Jonathan. And what happened between me and Dino won't affect our friendship at all. You wanna know why? Cause you're not like him. You're sensitive and you're caring and you're so cool to Deborah.
- Dino Whitman: [to Jackie] So we make a pretty pathetic pair, don't we? I was just thinking that maybe your drunk dad and my cheating mom could hook up... you know... What? I think it's a great idea!