- Lou Grant: When Charlie gets through working you over, you never know whether you've been assaulted or massaged.
- Art Donovan: I hate to get chewed out by Charlie. 'Cause he's kind and calm. You almost hate yourself for putting him through it.
- Lou Grant: They're still being rough on you in Toy Town?
- Mike Kessler: By the time the '84 Olympics get here, they may let me cover Field Hockey.
- [a beat]
- Mike Kessler: Women's Field Hockey.