- Beth Taylor: Do you remember, Tinker, where you was when Kennedy died?
- Tinker Dill: My dear Beth, I don't remember where I was last Wednesday.
- Frank Whymark: [to Lovejoy] Offer a man a bribe. If he refuses, offer him a bullet. - Al Capone 1928.
- Lovejoy: [Looking at a sketch t\of the girl who robbed him] Jim, excuse me. I saw her at the auction. She's not more than 25!
- Jim Leonard: What are you getting at?
- Lovejoy: Well, nothing, Maestro, except you don't look like Gregory Peck anymore.
- Jim Leonard: Nor does Gregory Peck!
- Beth Taylor: Who's Gregory Peck?
- Lovejoy: A samurai sword.
- Charlotte Cavendish: Mmmm!
- [Takes the photocopy and looks at it]
- Charlotte Cavendish: Bet that spilt some blood in its day.
- Lovejoy: Its day may not be over. It might only be Group A Rhesus positive, but it's all I got.