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Malcolm in the Middle
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Hal
: [
Hiding in a playhouse
] You're an idiot. Everybody in this playhouse is an idiot.
Teen
: Ha ha, you just called yourself an idiot.
Malcolm
: OK, here's your book report. It's a guaranteed "A".
Reese
: Thank you.
Alison
: Oh, I totally forgot to do mine, and... and I can't afford to get another "F".
Reese
: No problem.
Reese
: [
He tears the report in half
] Now we'll both get "C"s.
Dewey
: [
eating carrot sticks
] I don't know what company makes this stuff, but I hate it.
Reese
: You can't make me take a bath. I'll go outside and roll in the mud, and I'll go to bed that way.
TV announcer (offscreen)
: Get out your umbrellas. It's going to rain all weekend.
Reese
: Ah, shoot. I was going to go outside this weekend.
Alison
: Maybe the weather's better on Channel 7.
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