Married... with Children (TV Series)

Love Conquers Al (1995)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : [about Carlos' cousin]  Look, I'm not gonna dog-sit Esmerelda.

  Kelly Bundy : I'll get you a date with my friend Fawn.

  Bud Bundy : "Fawn, Fawn, let's get it on"?

  Kelly Bundy : That's the one.

  Bud Bundy : All right! But... she hates me.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, yeah, but she owes me for going out with her goofy brother who lives in the attic.

  Bud Bundy : In the attic? Ha ha ha! What a dork!

  [Bud goes downstairs to his room] 

  Kelly Bundy : [sarcastically]  Yeah, he'd be a lot cooler if he lived in the basement like you.

• Bud Bundy : I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to change into some nicer clothes.

  Esmerelda : Oh no, please don't worry. You won't be wearing them much longer.

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Bud, I need your help with a date.

  Bud Bundy : Uh, I'm not videotaping anything, Kel.

  Kelly Bundy : No, I'm finally going out with Carlos.

  Bud Bundy : So, what, you need the Spanish translation for, "it unhooks in back"?

  Kelly Bundy : No, I already know how to say that.