- Beauregarde Maverick: It's an odd place for a school isn't it?
- Ephrim Burch: We don't think so. It's what ya learn that counts, not where.
- Beauregarde Maverick: You have a point, my friend. A saloon is sometimes more of a school than most folks realize.
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- Beauregarde Maverick: Ah, I'm afraid it's a little bit early for me, Rand.
- Rand Storm: Nonsense, Maverick. You're not afraid of drinking your own liquor, are you? Are is Champagne too rich for your taste?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Just don't want to drink up all the profits, is all.
- Rand Storm: Don't you worry about the profits. You'll get fat on your fifty percent. Well, here's to our partnership and to the royal flush that won it for you.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Now *that* I can't refuse to drink to.