Maverick (TV Series)

Stage West (1957)

Chubby Johnson: Simmons

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• McLean : Don't know when a morsel of food tasted so good.

  Ella Taylor : It's just delicious. Just like our Southern fried chicken.

  Simmons : It's rattlesnake meat, Ma'am.

• Bret Maverick : Now, Simmons, suppose you tell me when the stage for the east is due?

  Simmons : Oh, so now you're squirmy. The shoe's on the other foot.

  Bret Maverick : As passenger agent here, you're supposed to give out that information.

  Simmons : So you can make sure how much time you got to get your dirty money.

  Bret Maverick : Where money's concerned, it can be dirty, dusty or soggy, as long as it's money.

• Mart Fallon : Why don't you shut up?

  Simmons : Well, seein' as you ain't got no gun, I'll just ignore that.

• Simmons : Well I'll be a three-toed sand lizard. You sure can't tell a grass snake from a sidewinder till you get bit.