The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Vincent Price (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Behemoth, Ghost, Wayne, Miss Kitty

Quotes 

• Statler : That number scared the pants off of me.

  Waldorf : Are you sure you didn't just forget to put them on again?

• Statler : Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.

  Waldorf : Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.

  Statler : Yeah, After that, he went berserk. They say he still haunts theatres around the world.

  Waldorf : Three eyes, green hair, long orange horns and big, long ugly fangs. Horrible man, Horrible.

  [Thudge McGerk suddenly shows up between Statler and Waldorf] 

  Statler : No!

  [jumps out of his balcony seat and lands on the floor] 

  Waldorf : Listen, on your way back up, bring some popcorn.

  [Incoherent babbling] 

  Waldorf : With butter.

  Thudge McGerk : Ha!

• Statler : Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.

  Waldorf : Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.

  Statler : Yeah, After that, he went berserk. They say he still haunts theatres around the world.

  Waldorf : Three eyes, green hair, long orange horns and big, long ugly fangs. Horrible man, Horrible.

  Statler : No!

  [jumps out of his balcony seat and lands on the floor] 

  Waldorf : Listen, on your way back up, bring some popcorn.

  Thudge McGerk : [Incoherent gibberish] 

  Waldorf : With butter.

  Thudge McGerk : Ha!

• Scooter : Hey boss, there's someone here wanting to audition.

  Kermit the Frog : Okay. Who is he?

  Scooter : Well, it's not exactly a he.

  Kermit the Frog : Okay, who is she?

  Scooter : Well, it's not exactly a she.

  Kermit the Frog : Scooter, this rather severely limits the possibilities. Would you please explain yourself?

  Scooter : Well, it's sort of a they.

  Kermit the Frog : Ah, you mean there's more than one.

  Scooter : Not really.

  Kermit the Frog : This go-fer's about to become a gone-fer. SCOOTER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  Scooter : Uh, that.

  [He indicates to a three-headed monster] 

  Behemoth : Hi, Mr. Frog. Can we be on your show?

  Kermit the Frog : Good grief. It's a triple-header!