- Pops: Huh? Hey, who are you?
- Jean-Pierre: I'm Jean-Pierre Rampal. The guest star of the show.
- Pops: Oh, yeah. Jean-Pierre Rampal, the musician fella. Yeah, well we've got your instruments right here.
- [indicates a bowl of fruit]
- Jean-Pierre: Here? But I don't play the fruit, I play the flute.
- Pops: Well, fruit, flute, what's the difference? Hit it, boys!
- [the Fruit starts to sing "Yes, We Have No Bananas"]
- Jean-Pierre: Thank you, Kermit. It was a pleasure. I love working with everybody, especially, Miss Mademoiselle Piggy.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, thank you Jean.
- Jean-Pierre: I hope your voice gets better so we can have a long conversation together in French.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, well, um, why don't you write me a letter?
- Jean-Pierre: I will send you a billet-doux.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, well, nice. Do you know my size?
- The Newsman: Muppet News Flash! Muppet Labs has announced the escape of their new electric sledgehammer, which is believed to be roaming the city on a very long extension cord. There is no need to panic, however, since the hammer only attacks really wimpy nerds.
- [suddenly, the electric sledgehammer comes up and repeatedly beats the Newsman on the head]