- Dennis Stanton: Lieutenant, I have cast my pearls before you. Don't ask me to string them for you, too.
- [first lines]
- Dennis Stanton: [on tape] Well, as you might guess, Jessica, that was a singularly satisfying evening. The beautiful widow, having reverted back to married status, immediately heaped any and all available blame on her husband, poor fellow.
- [laughs]
- Dennis Stanton: Last time I saw him, he was actually looking forward to prison. Well, that's all I have to report this time. I do hope you're planning a West Coast visit soon. It's been far too long. In fact, the ladies of San Francisco do not measure up to you in any department. Love as always, Dennis.
- [last lines]
- Dennis Stanton: You know, you've just reminded me of a circus performer I knew. He was an ex-juggler and something of a ladies' man, at least *he* thought he was.