- Det. Greg Medavoy: [Medavoy and Sipowicz are made up to look like elderly men as part of an undercover operation] We appreciate you helping out, Andy.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah.
- Det. Greg Medavoy: I gotta say, those Street Crime guys did one hell of a job on me.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Are you saying they did a lousy job on me?
- Det. Greg Medavoy: Nah, but you gotta admit, with you they didn't have to do that much.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: You think you look younger than I do 'cause of that carrot top you dip in paint twice a month?
- Det. Greg Medavoy: What are you talking about? I don't dye my hair!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, OK Medavoy, whatever you say. Only do me a favor, huh? You're going to keep your hair that red, you got to talk with an Irish brogue like that leprechaun with the marshmallow cereal on TV.
- Det. Greg Medavoy: OK, let's not say anything more we might regret.